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Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
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It takes two steps to reblog.
It takes at least three steps to repost.So basically people who repost are going out of their way to be asshats.
Don’t be an overachieving asshat. Hit the reblog button.
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“There’s a lady in New Zealand that makes dish towels with your face on them.” (x)
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What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
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